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Creates Image of Jesus Christ on your daily bread. Great Christmas Gift
Product Features
- Besides creating Jesus on your toast?
- Full Featured Toaster includes:
- Defrost,Reheat,Cancel Buttons and 7 Heat Settings
The Jesus Toaster
Pinned on December 28, 2012 at 9:13 am by Patrick Clauson
Comments
Cute but not very well made. It works, but I’d hate to guarantee that I can cook 20 pieces of toast in one morning. It is not heavy duty at all. In fact it is light duty, mostly plastic, and unique because of Jesus on it. Seems they skimped on metal in many areas because they had another selling point. The first one I got was sent back because the handle would not stay down. The replacement one works, but it is very light and I expect it to actually shatter the first time it gets bumped off the counter. I gave it 3 stars because as long as it doesn’t get bumped it ought to be fine on the counter and work for a long time.
It’s a MIRACLE!!!! This is PERFECT for making tuna fish sandwiches, but be sure to use Miracle Whip to keep things authentic.Okay, it’s a little on the light side, but if you only use it on Sunday mornings for a little communion at home with your mimosa, it should work just fine for a good while. It’s also great for raucous Baptist fondue parties as well. I would recommend using white bread for the best image, as using whole grain tends to make Jesus look like he has zits. The really great thing about this toaster is that you can make your purchase price back (or whenever you need some quick cash) by selling a piece of Jesus image miracle toast on E-bay or Craig’s List. A fun suggestion is to sneak a piece of the toast in on an evangelical church pot luck dinner. I almost guarantee at least one fainting spell.However, I am a bit confused about how the image can possibly be of the Man himself, since he never sat for a portrait that we know of. I mean, how do we know this image isn’t just based on some hippie from the 60′s, or a generic guy with Caucasian Semite features from the old days. I guess ya just have to have some faith…