TELL THAT BLABBER MOUTH TO “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” You’re at the movies and someone nearby won’t stop explaining each scene. You’re on a plane trying to sleep when the goof across the isle is loudly recounting his holiday escapades. You’re in class and your ex’s new boyfriend is impressing her with his nonsense stories. In every case you can instantly neutralize the offender with “SHUT THE FUCK UP” clearly projected on any solid flat surface. Great for walls, ceilings, backs of people, big objects, or anywhere else you want to shine it. Bright LED light powered by 4 small button batteries that are included in this value set. Works best in dark and dim lit areas. WILL MAKE YOU THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. We just about guarantee anytime you bring this novelty prank keychain out it will get everybody laughing. The direct message is probably what everyone is thinking but too shy to express. Just one flash of this over-the-top message and the entire group will be convulsing with side-splitting fits of laughter. DURABLE AND SAFE made with premium materials that are Non-Toxic and safe for all who use this device. You can expect this light to last for years of frequent use and fun. The batteries are easily replaced for months of enjoyment. 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE ensures this will be your best bet for a no-risk purchase. Many customers love this LED flashlight so much they return to buy another to give to a friend. HURRY AND BUY NOW while we have a fresh shipment in stock. This makes a much appreciated gift for friends, family, and co-workers.
Product Features
- TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK with this ingenious SHUT THE FUCK UP rebuke. Lets you discreetly express your thoughts without saying a word. Perfect for dark movie theaters when people are yakking.
- PUSH BUTTON ON THE SIDE to instantly project the clear message on any flat surface. We’ve used it effectively on airplanes to quiet obnoxious passengers. Great for work and public places.
- COMPACT, LIGHTWEIGHT DESIGN lets you hide this mini key ring in the palm of your hand. Great for keeping your identity secret when you don’t want to be noticed as the cause of all the hysteria.
- BATTERIES INCLUDED. This little bundle of fun is powered by 4 button cell batteries. They’re easy to replace to keep this durable, well made novelty toy going for years of frequent enjoyment.
- 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE ensures this will quickly become your favorite no-risk purchase. Many people are buying 2 or 3 of these marvelous keyrings to have one at home, one in the car, and a third a work. HURRY AND BUY NOW while this hit novelty keychain projector is in plentiful supply. This makes a great birthday gift, gag gift, holiday present, or anniversary gift. Awesome for friends, family, and co-workers.
Not Super Bright/Clear
Hilarious