Lavender milk bath, made with milk powder, cornstarch, sodium bicarbonate, oatmeal, dried sage, and lavender and sage essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural bath products shop.
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You know what blows serious chunks? Meetings. Deadlines. F*cking stress. The kind of sh!t that makes you frazzled as hell, coming home in straight-up survival mode like what. the. f*ck. is my life turning into?
Quit that sh!t and dip into a deep tub fulla milk bath. It’s warming as f*ck. It’s got ground oatmeal to anti-inflammatize your sh!t, and baking soda to soften your f*cking water. It’s got lavender and sage, because who doesn’t love smelling like a f*cking herb garden? And the milk powder: prepare to be amazed. It’ll make your legs feel like two sticks of sweet-a$$ butter. Believe us. You need somma that Simmah Down B!tch Milk Bath Soak.
Scrub a dub dub, motherf*cker!
Product Features
- 100% all natural awesomeness
- Packaged in 4 oz plastic jar with black plastic lid
- To use: Add 2-3 tablespoons to hot bath water
- No parabens, sulfates, preservatives, or artificial colors or fragrances
- None of our products are ever tested on animals