Wipe your Rump on Trump with our Donald Trump toilet paper!
Watch your friends keel over from laughter when they see the billionaire rolled up next to your toilet with some of his best bits of “wisdom”
It’s is the funniest, most colorful political gag gift you’ll ever find
It’s the election that the world will be talking, laughing, and crying about for generations. What better way to commemorate this momentous event than with a product that perfectly captures the absurdity and hilarity of the stinky, rotten mess known as the 2016 presidential election?
We at Smear Campaigns know how you feel. We know it stinks, but you’ve got no choice but to stick around to the end. No matter how searing and rotten things become, you’ve just got to grind your teeth and push through. But at the end of the day, we’ve got your backside covered.
Donald Trump’s Words Of Wisdom Toilet Paper is the only Donald Trump Toilet Paper that comes complete with a display of the man’s most dimwitted quotes, such as “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
It’s way more than a hilarious gift for that political junkie in your life (or for the political junkie in you). It’s a lasting reminder of just how ridiculous the world of 2016 really was.
Comes complete with a hilarious full-color display box, featuring a clear window to show off the brilliant prize inside and to really make your friends laugh their socks off!
2-ply for your comfort, and sturdy enough to help America clean up its toughest, most obnoxious messes.
Rotates with three (3) different images and three (3) different quotes throughout the entire roll.
You might think that novelty toilet paper is a luxury only afforded by billionaires, but we have made it accessible to the 99%!
Sneak it in your Trump-supporting friend’s bathroom today, or keep it for yourself!
You won’t regret it!
Product Features
- HILARIOUS AND COLORFUL BOX for presentation of your Donald Trump Toilet Paper
- BOX HAS VIEWING WINDOW so you always show off the best political gag gift of the presidential race
- 3 DIFFERENT REAL DONALD TRUMP QUOTES WITH PICTURES to remind you how wise the man really is
- COMES READY TO GIFT in high-quality packaging that is sure to make anyone laugh their toupee off
- TWO-PLY, EMBOSSED toilet paper
Great gag gift
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