Adult Video: It’s like Clerks in a porn shop.
Episode #3: Heather and Tiffany Act Like Total Bitches
Things turn sour at Happy Endings Sex Shop when Heather tries to council Tiffany on her lack of man-action but somehow ends up insulting her instead — leading to an all-out bitch war complete with mind-sex and an unfortunate punch in the vagina. Seth tries to intervene, but discovers a lesson so many others have learned the hard way: there’s no use trying to stop a fight when nerds and sluts throw down for battle.
Haven’t read any of the other episodes? Don’t worry; you don’t need to read Adult Video in order to get your laughs on.
About Adult Video
Meet Heather, Tiffany, and Seth: the clerks behind the counter of Happy Endings — a brightly lit “couples friendly” sex shop. Tiffany is the good girl who thinks all people deserve healthy sexual expression. Heather, the sluttiest girl ever to wield a slut stick, can’t stop making fun of the customers … or taking care of them in the back room. Seth, the all-American slacker, just wants to screw them both. And all the while, glory-hole attendant Sancho (AKA “Guacamole”) waits in the back, eager for leftovers.
Adult Video is a first-of-its-kind, genre-defying “inappropriate sitcom about assholes in a sex shop” from Lexi Maxxwell (the author of The Future of Sex, A Temptation in Time, MILF, La Fleur de Blanc, The XXX Files, Together Apart,, and many more) and Max Power (author of the “ebook sitcoms” Space Shuttle, Everyone Gets Divorced, and Greens). Adult Video is far more comedy than erotica and guaranteed to make you laugh — if you’re the kind of person who laughs at things you probably shouldn’t.
What Readers Are Saying About Lexi Maxxwell’s laugh-out-loud sitcom Adult Video:
“This book is exactly what is promised: Kevin Smith ‘s Clerks in a porn shop. It also delivers on it’s promise to tickle your funny bone,as well as other things.”
“This series is more than just sex jokes, though there are plenty of those. I don’t even know how to classify it. It’s erotica, funny stuff, inappropriate stuff … the whole enchilada. There are even parts in the full season I’d call a funny romantic comedy … albeit a really dirty one. All I know is I love it.”
“I couldn’t stop reading this once I started. I just needed to know what happened with the characters. It was funny and hot at the same time. Makes you want to work @ a porn shop. Worth every penny. Lexi is definitely my favorite writer.”
“I loved this book. I laughed out loud from most of lexi’s stories, but this one completely hilarious. The moment I purchased this book, I knew I was in for a great ride. What could be better than having a story set in an adult store. I’ve always imagined what the workers did during their shifts but never thought to write it out. If you want a book that makes you feel like you the guy/woman overhearing some crazy is, this book is for you. Yes there’s sex, but it add to the story. I look forward to reading more of Heather, Tiffany, & Seth. Lexi never fails me.