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ThisWeener Kleener Soap cleans the body but dirties the mind! You’ll be showering twice a day with your new bath time toy. This stimulating soap ring makes a hilarious gag gift for a boyfriend, or a buddy who just got dumped or what the heck, treat yourself to some good, clean fun!
Product Features
- A “hole” new dimension of fun in the shower or bath
- One size fits most
- A great gag gift for bachelor parties or bridal showers
FINALLY! Pros: This is a hit at the bath house, we play ring toss for hours!Cons: Waaay too big, it keeps falling off and retrieving it causes a train 8 guys deep.Oh, and it tastes gross.
I Use It with Relish! These days, “you are what you eat” is a scary prospect. Our food could be crawling with fertilizers, preservatives, pesticides, spermicides, bug poop, bird spit and itsy bitsy spider whiz.I decided to take my food’s cleanliness into my own hands, because you can never be too careful about what you put in your body. I want to be made of pure pork rinds and Redi Whip, not whatever unsavory contaminants might be hopping along on my next meal. That’s just not healthy.Occasionally, I’ll indulge in a food that maybe isn’t so healthy for me, like a hot dog. But I still want to be sure there’s no filth or gunk hanging around my Oscar Meyer. That’s where this Weener Kleener soap comes in.I wouldn’t dream of slapping my weener in a bun before I give it a good scrubbing with the Weener Kleener. As others have pointed out, the hole in the soap is a little too large for your average American frank. It works better with the larger specimens — the Polish or Italian sausages, or German brats, for instance. Otherwise, you can try cleaning two or three at the same time, if you’re the type who doesn’t mind squeezing weeners together like that.I guarantee that using the Weener Kleener at your next barbecue, cookout or bar mitzvah — it works on kosher dogs, too! — will make you the “top dog” at the party. Just remember — don’t clean it more than once, or you’re only playing with your food.
Not for skinny dippin’… Worked great until I tried it down at the river, where I dropped it on the sandbar and it promptly morphed into a new product: Weener Kleener with Scrubbing Pumice. I guess all the sand is what caused it to get stuck and I have yet to get it off. I had to go to work today and I have told my curious co-workers that it was either a donut or a giant lifesaver in my pocket. I don’t think anyone believed me.Pros:* A good weener kleener if you don’t drop it in the sand.Cons:* If it ever gets stuck, it will cause you to bob like a cork in any body of water over waist deep.* Should have an anti-fungal componant.* Needs an emergency release mechanism in case it gets stuck.