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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
This book will have you rocking with laughter as each page is turned. Filled with hilarious quotes from well known individuals, you won’t want to stop reading!
Laughter is essential to being human, it’s how we cope with bad situations. Anyone with a sense of humor will enjoy this.
Here are a few of the quotes you’ll find inside:
- You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeners.
- I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
- Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they’ll use all their fingers. - Frank King
- Sometimes you’re the windshield; sometimes you’re the bug. - Mark Knopfler
- Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
- Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President. (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. - David Letterman
- All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -Jane Wagner
- I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm. – George Carlin
…And HUNDREDS more!
Whether you’re happy, sad, or simply stupid- this book is sure to have you giggling to yourself. Turn any mood into a great one with the wit and charm inside this collection of quotes.
Scroll to the top of the page, click the “Buy” button- and you’ll be laughing yourself to bed tonight!
Funny Quotes! Great book for all to enjoy. I enjoyed reading all of the excerpts. Even my teenager cannot put it down!