GIVE BIG LOVING LAUGHS
This flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, jumbo Valentine’s Day greeting card is to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And, after all, isn’t that what Valentine’s Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine’s humor. And maybe you’ll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punch line. This card may seem a little demented, but what’s love, if not demented? Don’t give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine’s Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you’re in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine’s Day celebration and communication.
OVER 35 YEARS OF HUGE CELEBRATIONS
Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good old USA. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
Product Features
- #1 HUMOROUS VALENTINE’S CARD – Inside says: … as hot as I do! Be my Valentine or else! – Make an extra big statement this year with a huge card that compliments his or her body too! Any fun loving spouse will appreciate the humor and the sentiment. So go ahead and make this the best Valentine’s Day your wife, husband, girlfriend, or boyfriend has ever had!
- FUNNY ‘I LOVE YOU’ GIFT – At 8.5 x 11 inches, they’ll certainly be impressed by your romantic gesture. And it’s funnier than a teddy bear, less calories than candy or chocolate, and cheaper than jewelry! Our big, 8.5 by 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, Big or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have an extra large impact and leave big memorable impressions!
- MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL – What’s better than creating laughter and a big smile on your love’s face? Forget the same old romance …use this elegant, high quality, stationery to personalize and write a very BIG Valentine’s Day wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
- ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
- ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
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