Send a love note to your significant with this card featuring two monkeys in a tree; one sitting on a branch while the other hangs from another branch above. The message on the front of the card reads; “If we were monkeys; I’d pick the bugs off your fur.” Open the card to reveal the inside message; “and if we were bugs; I’d help you hide.” The card measures 7.2 inches long by 5 inches wide made with high quality cardstock paper; an envelope is included. All Hallmark cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy; irreverent takes on life are surprising; hilarious; often inappropriate and always timely. Hallmark was founded in 1910 when 18-year-old J.C. Hall arrived in Kansas City; Missouri; with a couple of shoeboxes of postcards under his arm and the American dream in his heart. Hallmark greeting cards are sold online and in nearly 40;000 retail stores across the globe and people continue to recognize the iconic Hallmark brand as “the very best.”
Product Features
- Front Message: If we were monkeys; I’d pick the bugs off your fur.
- Inside Message: And if we were bugs; I’d help you hide.
- Printed on high quality paper stock; this funny card is perfect for the person who’s always got your back.
- Card size: 5 inches wide by 7.2 inches long. Made in the USA.
- All Hallmark cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
- Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy; irreverent takes on life are surprising; hilarious; often inappropriate and always timely.
- Hallmark was founded in 1910 when 18-year-old J.C. Hall arrived in Kansas City; Missouri; with a couple of shoeboxes of postcards under his arm and the American dream in his heart. Hallmark greeting cards are sold online and in nearly 40;000 retail stores across the globe and people continue to recognize the iconic Hallmark brand as “the very best.”
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