By: Randizzle "Liker of things"

Randizzle "Liker of things" — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:35:40 +0000

These sun-staches give me instant street cred. I am a huge dork. I mean, my goal in life when I was younger was to be the future Mrs. Wesley Crusher. So now, in my 30s, I feel like I’m just a bit out of touch with the kids these days.But I put these babies on and suddenly I’m the Hipster Queen. That’s right. Not only do I finally feel like I fit in, but my relationship with my hipster teenager has improved ten-fold. Suddenly, it’s cool to love Battlestar Galactica, and when I use my sonic screwdriver pen, other people actually recognize it!The Geeks have indeed inherited this earth, friends. Get your sunstaches and join them. Strike while the irony is hot!

By: JABLES

JABLES — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:24:01 +0000

I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION! …but I’m NOT shaving it for later!What is it you want? Do you want Money? Power? Respect? Women… Men? Sun-Staches, dear answer seekers, are the key. Tap into the ancient knowledge and energy of the mustache. Harness its abilities, control its strength, master it’s might. Use it for good… or evil. With a great mustache, comes great responsibility. So, beware my power hungry friends, for respect the mustache or watch it consume your soul!The guide on your pubic path,Jables

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By: Randizzle "Liker of things"

By: JABLES