http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/ Bringing Joys and Happiness Fri, 13 Mar 2020 09:48:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.2 http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7661 poikilotrm@aol.com Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:43:49 +0000 http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7661 This joke doormat is no joke I was arrested in 2006 for some made up stuff by some very evil criminals with badges. You can see an article written about it here:[...] . The cops saw the mat, and stuffed it up under the porch so they could later claim they hadn’t. Later they admitted to having seen it in Federal court while under oath. Both my criminal and civil attorneys used this doormat to great effect in court. I strongly suggest this doormat to anyone, no matter if you are a crook or an extremely law abiding peaceable sort like me. This doormat to evil cops is like garlic to a vampire. Get one, get two, buy some for your family.

]]> http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7660 J. Edwards "VWLA" Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:27:39 +0000 http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7660 Not As Substantial As I Thought This item was VERY lightweight. I was expecting something a little more heavy because it’s for outdoor use. It was however, colorfast when rained upon and doesn’t skid so time will tell. But in its humor, there was nothing else under the tree at our house that got as many laughs. It was a favorite among of our college age family members and we all know how difficult it is buying for this age group. Sometimes a laugh is more important!

]]> http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7659 Michael Hampton Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:00:26 +0000 http://joys.net/2608/high-cotton-doormat-come-back-with-a-warrant/#comment-7659 Keeps the cops away! I bought this doormat about nine months ago after some law enforcement officers actually decided they wanted to search my house without a warrant (nobody consented to a search).It’s never failed to amaze and amuse visitors, and my doormat actually appeared in a short documentary film about Free State Project members living here in New Hampshire.It is starting to fade out, though, after having been through a New Hampshire winter and summer, and I’ll probably have to replace it next year.

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